turn on your television.

i live in new york city, i don't capitalize my letters, and i love tv. found on twitter at @kimberlykraft

September 24, 2014 at 10:27pm
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lines spoken in every single episode of law & order: svu

  1. “Cause of death: blunt force trauma to the head”
  2. “If you know something, you have to tell us” shortly followed by
  3.  ”otherwise, i could charge you for obstruction”
  4. “Warner called, she has something for us”
  5. “Counselor, control your client!”
  6. “I need a bus!!”

September 22, 2014 at 9:48pm
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1:25am
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September 20, 2014 at 6:02pm
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the only people you see on the sidewalks of the upper east side

  1. moms sporting yoga pants and the top bun pushing strollers
  2. the elderly
  3. small children running (with exhausted parents a half a block behind them)
  4. 20-somethings who recently completed a 5k for charity still wearing their race numbers so we’d all know
  5. people on scooters (ages vary from 2-76)
  6. adorable dogs, sometimes wearing clothes or ribbons or hats

September 19, 2014 at 12:07am
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Living with a cat: a picture story

September 14, 2014 at 7:36pm
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"television is the true american art form" - kenneth parcell

"television is the true american art form" - kenneth parcell

(Source: paweljonca.com)

September 11, 2014 at 8:14am
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Reblogged from politicallyincorrectwalrus

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

September 8, 2014 at 9:27pm
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george rr martin at the emmys looks just like marnie the dog

September 6, 2014 at 2:19am
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started and ended my night with my one true love pizza

September 4, 2014 at 11:38pm
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add this one to the "only in florida" book

me: hey when you were in elementary school and you had christmas parties did your teachers put fake snow in their classrooms?
kitty: like, on the windowsills?
me: no like, on the ground. out of hole punch clippings or whatever.
kitty: no, that is the most florida thing i have ever heard.