turn on your television.

i live in new york city, i don't capitalize my letters, and i love tv. found on twitter at @kimberlykraft

September 19, 2014 at 12:07am
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Living with a cat: a picture story

September 14, 2014 at 7:36pm
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"television is the true american art form" - kenneth parcell

"television is the true american art form" - kenneth parcell

(Source: paweljonca.com)

September 11, 2014 at 8:14am
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Reblogged from politicallyincorrectwalrus

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

September 8, 2014 at 9:27pm
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george rr martin at the emmys looks just like marnie the dog

September 6, 2014 at 2:19am
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started and ended my night with my one true love pizza

September 4, 2014 at 11:38pm
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add this one to the "only in florida" book

me: hey when you were in elementary school and you had christmas parties did your teachers put fake snow in their classrooms?
kitty: like, on the windowsills?
me: no like, on the ground. out of hole punch clippings or whatever.
kitty: no, that is the most florida thing i have ever heard.

8:11pm
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me: I wanna do something fun tonight
coworker: I wanna go home and eat cheese

12:40am
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Today I turned the corner at work and got the shit scared out of me.

Today I turned the corner at work and got the shit scared out of me.

12:29am
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12:12am
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To me, tomboy femme means playing with ideas of presentation, and blurring the lines between what it is to be purely on one side of the feminine to masculine spectrum, and pairing traditionally masculine designs with traditionally feminine designs and having fun with it all…This isn’t an exact science, because sometimes I wake up and just want to go super femme and curl the fuck out of my hair and sometimes I want to be mistaken for a twelve-year-old boy with breasts.

— autostraddle