turn on your television.

i live in new york city, i don't capitalize my letters, and i love tv. found on twitter at @kimberlykraft

August 30, 2014 at 3:06pm
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my bedroom is just a cloud of Raid right now

Last night there was a huge dead roach on my bedroom floor and I didn’t notice it until I stepped on it WITH MY BARE FOOT so yeah, I’m ready for summer to be over.

August 28, 2014 at 11:01pm
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today i tried on my first pair of sperrys, said out loud TO NO ONE “oh fuck now I get it” bought them, and wore them out of the store like a small child

10:55pm
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same

August 27, 2014 at 12:03pm
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i see what you did there, last night’s colbert report

i see what you did there, last night’s colbert report

August 26, 2014 at 12:08am
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cristin milioti looks like if pee wee herman and lizzy caplan mated

August 25, 2014 at 11:50pm
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That’s what I love about television. She doesn’t play hard to get. She doesn’t demand your full attention. Television has always been the booty-call friend of entertainment. You don’t have to ask TV ‘you up?’ TV is always up.

— seth meyers, emmys 2014

August 23, 2014 at 4:04pm
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when i found out full episodes of broad city are back online

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watch full episodes of broad city at cc.com/broadcity or on the comedy central app.

YOU HAVE ONE MONTH BEFORE THEY DISAPPEAR AGAIN.

August 14, 2014 at 12:46am
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cutting edge technology

the amount of times i reference the animated kid’s classic the brave little toaster and the amount of times someone gets my references is easily a cool 0 for 50000

August 13, 2014 at 12:39am
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a reflection on the #icebucketchallenge and ALS, by my friend Mikie

my beautifully eloquent friend was kind enough to share his thoughts on ALS and the direct impact it has on his family on facebook today. when you’re done reading, please donate to the ALS Association:

http://www.alsa.org/donate/ 

you don’t even need to dump a bucket of ice on your head to do it.

"I don’t normally post opinions on Facebook - I don’t use it as a forum for political debates or try to force opinions down other people’s throats. But it has been interesting to watch responses and opinions form regarding the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. 

ALS is a muscular degenerative disease. It stands for Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, and ironically enough, you’ll find my stepmothers name (who has the disease) within the first three letters. 

When hit with the disease, the muscles deteriorate until there’s nothing. That INCLUDES lungs, vocal chords, and heart… Not just inhibiting movement. 

I’m touched so many people are helping spread awareness. I’m thrilled people are asking questions regarding the impact of the videos. I’m ecstatic to read people are imploring others to donate. But my question is - how many of you knew what this disease was before this challenge went viral on Facebook? The thing is - it’s really, really okay if you didn’t. Which is why I love seeing people post videos of themselves going through a split second of discomfort to help raise awareness of this awful disease. My family has been dealing with the letters ALS for seven years now. I have watched it literally take away a happy, independent life - a life who spent the past (almost) thirty years raising three adopted boys, and one of her own. Now - my stepmother - lays in bed, with a feeding tube and on life support - able to communicate by blinking.

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August 12, 2014 at 11:53pm
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south florida weather in one picture

(taken from a friend’s facebook)