turn on your television.

i live in new york city, i don't capitalize my letters, and i love tv. found on twitter at @kimberlykraft

July 21, 2014 at 12:13am
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kevin spacey in american beauty looks just like jake morgendorffer


July 14, 2014 at 11:41pm
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started calling my roommate’s cat “bevers” because he’s like my roommate’s boyfriend, super hairy, always naked, and would definitely take a shit in someone’s shape-ups

July 13, 2014 at 1:53pm
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I just really need everyone on tumblr to understand that orange is the new black is a goddamn comedy

it’s written as a comedy. It’s up for emmys in the comedy category. It’s a comedy. Stop blogging gifs of the funny moments and calling it a serious prison show. Yes, it highlights serious issues about women in prison. But it’s meant to be funny. It’s okay to laugh at it.

July 8, 2014 at 1:01am
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healy on lesbians

July 7, 2014 at 8:50pm
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Louie the labradoodle does not feel guilt.

Louie the labradoodle does not feel guilt.

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I’ve come to the conclusion that … maybe [T.S.] Eliot was the inventor of rap,” said definitely not desperate person Andrew Lloyd Webber, of his organic, academically derived decision to transform the poet’s character Rum Tum Tugger into a “rapping street cat.


Cats to add “rapping street cat” to win back hip-hop fans

this is the greatest news story i’ve seen all day

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I FIRMLY believe that shorts are for boys, and pants are for men.

— Guy putting on pants over his swim trunks at the beach yesterday / truth teller

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when the gruff man started talking to me on the subway the other day, i did not think the conversation would end with him telling me he used to do a public access cooking show in drag with his drag sister while they may or may not have been on meth.

July 5, 2014 at 4:41pm
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Yesterday one of my friends (who will remain anonymous) asked if NBC was gonna show the fireworks celebrations from around the world

July 4, 2014 at 4:37pm
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