kevin spacey in american beauty looks just like jake morgendorffer
started calling my roommate’s cat “bevers” because he’s like my roommate’s boyfriend, super hairy, always naked, and would definitely take a shit in someone’s shape-ups
I just really need everyone on tumblr to understand that orange is the new black is a goddamn comedy
it’s written as a comedy. It’s up for emmys in the comedy category. It’s a comedy. Stop blogging gifs of the funny moments and calling it a serious prison show. Yes, it highlights serious issues about women in prison. But it’s meant to be funny. It’s okay to laugh at it.
healy on lesbians
Louie the labradoodle does not feel guilt.
I’ve come to the conclusion that … maybe [T.S.] Eliot was the inventor of rap,” said definitely not desperate person Andrew Lloyd Webber, of his organic, academically derived decision to transform the poet’s character Rum Tum Tugger into a “rapping street cat.
this is the greatest news story i’ve seen all day
I FIRMLY believe that shorts are for boys, and pants are for men.
— Guy putting on pants over his swim trunks at the beach yesterday / truth teller
when the gruff man started talking to me on the subway the other day, i did not think the conversation would end with him telling me he used to do a public access cooking show in drag with his drag sister while they may or may not have been on meth.
Yesterday one of my friends (who will remain anonymous) asked if NBC was gonna show the fireworks celebrations from around the world